inneskeeper:

“If you smile too much you’ll get laugh lines!!!!!” what a horrible curse, to be afraid of having happiness permanently placed onto your body

(via evrenala)

lmaonade:

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

geniusoflove:

thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

roundo:

“Don’t rub your eyes it leads to wrinkles and eye bags!!” you live in a world where you feel guilt over even the most microscopic of life’s pleasures and I will never want to join you there

botanyshitposts:

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy